Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?
_kyleG_ 34
Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.
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Comments (53)
devildog562 33
I probably laughed at this more then I should have . I'm wondering why the guy was on or what you were wearing. Either way it's rude and slightly funny to me .
Hash13 13
One of the comments has gotten it right, he probably meant it for himself. People project what they feel about themselves.
Gauzy21 12
Yet he's still homeless
blackonblight 33
Well, did he have a point? He may not have the means to look better, but if you do and don't bother to do so, comments on your image will occur.
feven 32
Doesn't mean he should have made those comments. She has the right to wear what she wants without being insulted
tdawg91 17
Well.... Did you?
VeganDarkLight 31
When I first read it, I thought OP didn't deserve it and felt bad for her. But her wording makes it seem like she thinks low of homeless people and thinks they deserve no self-respect which is absolutely wrong.
morganlefay311 9
You know the reason? He's homeless. He doesn't have what you have. He can't help looking like shit. He's saying you have enough to look nice, and you should have enough self respect to use the things you are so lucky to have.
False_Stupidity 42
You know, there's quite a large difference between not being able to afford a home/ rent and not being able to afford decent clothing, food etc. Homeless should not always equal completely destitute and filthy.
Joshery 14
He was probably self conscious of the way he looks and took it out on you
amileah13 26
He has A LOT to say.
ButDatAssDoe 12
Sometimes I wonder why I keep this app because it makes me hate the world so much and even hate my entire existence on this planet in-particular. I'm confused now so I'm gonna go sob myself to sleep and wonder why I even...