Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man came to fix my fridge. He was either on meth or crazy, because he yelled that it was an unsafe work environment, all because my puppy growled at him behind an 8ft fence. He got so crazy, my sick dog had a seizure. I sent the video to his manager, who said we just had a difference in personalities. I agree, I was polite, he was insane. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
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Top comments
EmmyBabe_fml 0
How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!
faithxoxox 1
Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/
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Comments (135)
omfg_creepers 8
Did his name start with M and end in Vick?
ColtsDoug18 0
stfu
Alexisthebestest 16
My friend just brought one of Michael Vick's pitbulls. It's a good dog, regardless of what some may think :)
amayalives4music 1
lol. What did you say back to him?! o__O
faithxoxox 1
The sarcasm registered perfectly fine in my mind, and I would expect thumbs up; not down. I liked it. It just made me laugh that you left an FML moderator speechless.
enonymous 9
I'm more worried about the late fees this guy was charged
perdix 31
The DVD for Old Yeller was supposed to be watched and not administered orally. Of course, that was a pretty poor choice of movie for a guy with a sick dog.
tsim_fml 0
Was it Charlie Sheen?
Sammiches 12
Haha, Charlie Sheen doens't have a dog. He has a monkey. I think..
Alexisthebestest 16
^^ That was Michael Jackson.
brendazelada 10
Lmao
NateDosa19 2
Same here
that_nerdy_sock 3
Hey, he made work more interesting!would you rather sit around bored at work or have a laugh cause of the weird guy who just walked in?
Capt_Oblivious 10
Another awkward situation averted by skittles. That's the way to handle them.