Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man came to fix my fridge. He was either on meth or crazy, because he yelled that it was an unsafe work environment, all because my puppy growled at him behind an 8ft fence. He got so crazy, my sick dog had a seizure. I sent the video to his manager, who said we just had a difference in personalities. I agree, I was polite, he was insane. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
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EmmyBabe_fml 0
How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!
faithxoxox 1
Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/
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Comments (135)
shazza26 1
Aren't I sexy!?
Notimetobleed 14
Ha! I got the sarcasm, but make it more clear or you shall always confuse Japanese people like starwitch
fuzz97 23
It's funny because Blockbuster is going out of business, so you don't actually work there! Ha ha!
lightbulbman101 4
sucks to suck
vikchka 0
EPIC.
barrowkite 4
Imagine the vets confusion when afore mentioned drunk goes in slams a dvd on the counter and proclaims elegantly and elequintly that "this film is an utter bag of toss" . Or for any of my fellow brits, should've gone to specsavers
castrosabeast 7
If we are avoiding awkward situations I feel like twix would be better than skittles.
zellybo15 0
you recommended something with Eddie Murphy didn't you... you monster
ohSNAPyall 27
Dr. Dolittle could probably help here.
flagg1888 3
You should of said that the were suppositories, and to go home and try it again
TipOfTheHat 10
I'm clearly getting my movies at the wrong place! All this time I could have had movies, snacks and blue pills!