Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a man came to fix my fridge. He was either on meth or crazy, because he yelled that it was an unsafe work environment, all because my puppy growled at him behind an 8ft fence. He got so crazy, my sick dog had a seizure. I sent the video to his manager, who said we just had a difference in personalities. I agree, I was polite, he was insane. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
Today, at my job, I was so tired and aggravated that I accidentally mumbled, "I need a drink." One of the patients I was taking care of heard me and said, "Me too." I work at an addiction rehab facility. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. Wanting to seem like a responsible owner, I lifted him onto the exam table. My back then cracked loudly, I dropped him, and he ran straight into a trash can. The vet sighed and asked, “Rough day for both of you?” FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
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EmmyBabe_fml 0
How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!
faithxoxox 1
Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/
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Comments (135)
humorizer 14
Learn to do your job better. Who gives Ritalin to a dog?! It's all about Adderall, you fool.
its_love2 31
Since you work at Blockbuster, we look forward to your next FML that will read "Today, I lost my job because I worked for Blockbuster and it went bankrupt, FML" haha
zombicidal 11
VHS tapes are not medicine (do they still rent those out (or even make them)
butterz1839 3
All the blockbusters around me are closed
xxsourpatchxx 4
lmmfao
Stoneyyay 5
fyl cause blackbuster is done
frayster 2
blockbuster has a pharmacy o.O
mario3584 0
How much does that pay?
emerluvsu 6
Nice try OP. Blockbuster's been out of buisness for months.
SigmaSky 5
Blockbuster isn't out of business--not even close. They've even extended online like Netflix.
My_Nightmare 19
I actually found this FML quite hilarious
gpd_deputy_1 6
I think it would defeat the purpose of the experiment to chew it over with Twix. Skittles would feel left out. Twix would have an unfair advantage, and we all know that Skittles should win. So let's just sit here and stare into space, ignoring everything and everyone until we come up with a winner. Or until the cops show up, kick in your door, and drag you out onto the lawn, all because you haven't been on Xbox Live for three hours.
My_Nightmare 19
I prefer Starbursts ^_^. But, your plan sounds fun. Let's go with that.