Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
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Top comments
jcash52426 5
Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!
Cynical_1 26
Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?
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Comments (24)
Cynical_1 26
Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?
jcash52426 5
Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!
Neorecon19 18
Let's be honest, the ones buried there sure don't
logank013 20
It's not uncommon to walk you dog in a cemetery... it happens a lot around here...
WallyQ 18
Ways to get haunted: Mess with people's grave sites.
SummerSkaggs 2
not all towns have dog parks. so you're reduced to walking them along paths, sidewalks, or in this case, a cemetery. who know, maybe they were visiting someone.. no hate man ✌
skippydoda 32
If there isn't a park then there are still plenty place that don't include dead people.
Kqzza 13
Better bury the stuffed animal.. RIP Mr Cuddles
LostInTheZone11 29
Well at least it did not take a dump on a grave.
skippydoda 32
Aren't there signs that say "no dogs". You 100% deserve it. Don't bring your dog to a cemetery. Take him to the park.
LyricaSilvan 30
Why would you do that, though...? Surely you could just walk your dog in a park or something.
Bearsmomma 30
Yall quit being mean and judgemental. Maybe OP took the dog to visit the burial site of a loved one. I've seen a YouTube video of a dog lying on his owner's grave marker and crying, howling, and rolling around. Apparently some people do take loved pets to visit the grave of important people.
kangx1 28
If your dog mysteriously goes missing and you see a weird little girl in your hallways you know why :)