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Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
DELETE! ABORT MISSION!
Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Mondo
United States
Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
Myorafield
Glenwood, Australia
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
selfesteemboost
Belize
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
Top comments
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.
corporatescoundr 25
Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...
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Comments (99)
tylercarolinex 21
the more the merrier!
bahamit 18
Nothing wrong with a third nipple, trust me, it's a great conversation starter lol, sometimes conversation ended but those people are prudes and who needs em? I say embrace the third nipple and who gives a damn if your a virgin, make your first a good experience not something you will regret down the road.
Just_A_Tree 20
So... Is the FML still being a virgin, the stupidity of people trying to make fun of you, or that you have three nipples? All three could be considered a reason for an FML. Being a virgin isn't that bad, ignore the haters. You can cure a lot of infections, stupidity is not one of them. Be thankful you don't have it. From what I learned about the Salem Witch Trials, witches have a third nipple. HEATHEN!
Meagan_parrish 9
I hate how people make fun of people who are virgin's. There is nothing wrong with waiting. Ugh.
uchihadesendent 14
That means I'm a level 22 wizard ;)
JesusFreak227 15
What does that have to do with anything?
hailzz_96 18
This is a two for one FML
may14th 26
Chandler Bing is that you?
spike7447 13
Huh... I've never seen someone with more or less than two nipples...
whyisitincapital 25
Well that was certainly a twist...
aubamas 20
at least you get to brag about it
thejonac 21
tbh i don't understand what's so bad about being a virgin; it really means you have self-respect and have the patience to wait for someone who really deserves your first time
soullyfe 33
So... if you're not a virgin that means you lack self respect? Being a virgin is as much of a personal choice as those that decide to have sex. Nothing wrong about those that are virgins and nothing wrong about those who are not.
otecasacid 22
You seem to forget about the people desperately trying to lose it but failing too. Some people are unable to lose it haha, don't pretend they're taking the higher path
DoomedGemini 38
Not everyone sees it as special. That's a personal belief. Once you have sex you just lose your first time. You don't magically have less respect or less worth.