Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
Just tell her it's better than the kind of C she is. If she gets the joke, she'll probably shut up.
anniegoldman 1
Nothing wrong with small boobs! I'm a B cup and I love 'em! But that doesn't go to say smaller is better than bigger or bigger is better than smaller :)
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Comments (36)
gladlily 16
Boom, roasted! :P
drayloon 50
Boom, downvoted! :P
Lalala579121 28
1 just got... Boom, roasted! :P
Varieus 30
#13 it wasn't funny the first time, why do it again.
LyricaSilvan 30
Just tell her it's better than the kind of C she is. If she gets the joke, she'll probably shut up.
Kira1965 23
Your sister got you there, GF?!
Tripartita 45
Then, with a deranged look, you said, "Well, you could B them if you smushed yourself up into subcutaneous fat and hung out in my bra." She hasn't talked to you since.
blairiofosterio1 10
I C what she did there!
Talented73 54
I would like to C them :-)
awesomeamandas 37
there is literally millions on Google. if you're that desperate just type in 'boobs' on Google.
cacheson 42
If you have "small" boobs AND you're a C cup, it probably means you're super skinny since the size of a cup letter increases with the band size it's paired with. I'm sure she's just jealous that you're so fit and pretty.
Khryzis 14
my sister is super skinny and has cs but hers dont look small
Mauskau 36
OP's sister could have bigger boobs than her and is basing her size off of that. My sister used to make fun of my boobs when they first came in and when I was younger, saying they were just fat and not real boobs, and they were small etc. Now I'm 3 sizes bigger than her, and I can't even give her my old bras anymore. She still tries to tell me it's because I'm wearing push up bras with loads of padding but then I just take it off and hand it to her so she can see they stop doing any sort of padding after DD. Sisters are always gonna be bitchy about things.
neuronerd 29
It can depend on the shape of your boobs. I'm a D, but bra fitters have usually thought I'm a B or small C until they measure me (they're wider set on my frame). I'm not super skinny, but I'm not overweight either.
lccc_ 18
true. she probably has a small figure. I had a friend who was a C but i initially thought she was smaller since her boobs looked smaller than others with smaller cups. but the others had a bigger frame.
ambeerr 14
i can't E ven deal with that joke
anniegoldman 1
Nothing wrong with small boobs! I'm a B cup and I love 'em! But that doesn't go to say smaller is better than bigger or bigger is better than smaller :)
Wizardo 34
Just tip your fedora at her, say touché and think of your next comeback. Proper battle etiquette here.