Health: Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never...

uhoh.. 22 March 2015, 19:51 Nanaimo, Canada

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

oliverP123 22 July 2011, 04:11 United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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Anonymous 22 April 2022, 14:00

Body modification

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Anonymous 23 July 2011, 23:53 United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Anonymous 5 April 2022, 12:00

DELETE! ABORT MISSION!

Today, I made a TikTok video in which you could clearly but accidentally see my nipples through my shirt. You can imagine some of the comments I've started getting. FML

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triplenipple 10 January 2011, 20:35 Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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Mondo 20 November 2009, 00:41 United States

Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML

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Myorafield 26 October 2016, 06:42 Glenwood, Australia

Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML

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Anonymous 17 September 2020, 22:59

Observational comedy

Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML

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selfesteemboost 27 January 2012, 17:14 Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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lalala_hahaha 23 September 2010, 23:18 France

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

23 March 2015, 08:33

It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.

corporatescoundr 25

23 March 2015, 08:30

Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...

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dreadlocmask 15

23 March 2015, 16:07

What?

rifletwirler92 15

23 March 2015, 17:21

That quote from Breakfast Club comes to mind, "If you do you're a **** if you don't you're a prude. It's a trap." It's no one's business and there's nothing wrong with either and if someone feels the need to belittle someone else because of their status I'd say it says way more about them then it does about you.