Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Top comments
Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
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Comments (119)
StupidGirl815 0
What a bxtch.It's obvious she ain't worth your time.The best things you can do is to move on and find someone who's actually worth it.Sorry about what happened.
viral_fml 0
Why is everyone saying fake? I know loads of chicks that memorize that number for this exact reason. Can't say I blame them either.
Tubasaurus 0
Clearly she is sending you a message here. She is trying to say that she is such an immature bitch that she is becoming suicidal.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi... you should have known that she'd be way out of your league. i once gave a guy th rejection hot line.
roflmaonade 2
at least she cares enough about the after effects of her rejection to direct you to the suicide hotline
KateMoss16 0
#71 That made me laugh out loud
NILTIAKNITRAM 0
Hello ass face, No way in hell is it okay for you to call suicidal people dumbasses. You're the dumbass if you don't think suicide is a serious issue.
IRunGameEP 0
honestly dude, that only happens if your a herb, hard. if you ran game ep that would never happen. i would never wanna be you, hard. FYL
bsias4ever 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Ahahahahahahahahaha..You fail at life. Maybe you should throw that number away and go commit suicide!! lmfao..ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..lmfao.
Wet_Dream 0
stop being a lozer and start being a real men!
RatIsKing 0
ouch. that makes the rejection hotline look nice :P