Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
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Comments (119)
GodsOfWrath 0
WOW, you mean you called 1-800-SUICIDE and a hot cheerleader didn't answer the phone??!
jebusandme 1
buuuuuuuurn
ti3n_t 0
you didn't just get burnt, you got feckin nuked!
HxCereal 0
HAHA you suck
chris_mtz 0
oh my god. that sucks so much. i'm so sorry that happened. it's ok. my parents think i'm suicidal. :/ so we all have those people that think that other people are suicidal
bored690 0
so you liked her for several years... and never talked to her... what good is having her phone number going to do????
LoosechangeXxXx 0
Get payback give her a number in public to a teen mom support group and make sure you talk loud
Inahurry 0
If she put down the phone number from memory, she probably called the Suicide Hotline before. Don't feel bad. She's probably one of the suicidal psychos.
SANNIEPANTS 0
wadda bitch.
yaknowiverse 0
maybe Shanaynay will pick up!! (Shane Dawson on You Tube)
kittySplash 0
Wow