Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
She's not very bright it seems.
auro7 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
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JMichael 26
She's not very bright it seems.
airforce987 20
If I was OP I would call back and be like "I just had the weirdest conversation with a telemarketer, have they been calling you too?" lol
Zebediabolical 45
It's a good thing she's hot cuz she's not that smart. She'll be one of the first to go when the Terminators come.
evilplatypus 39
Where does it say she's hot?
naarz 9
Yea i agree with #22, just to show her how smart she is, and at least this way OP can have a real conversation with his crush.......and who knows she just might be interested in talking to OP and giving him chance......hopefully he will figure out something
Zebediabolical 45
It's a reference to a post from another website. notalwaysright.com/why-judgment-days-gonna-be-a-cakewalk/2077
thebiglloydtree 12
Why would he be interested? She clearly has no respect for him. She sounds like a bit of a bitch. IMO, op should be holding out for someone worth his time.
djkazic 5
We don't really know; she could be doing it in lighthearted fun as well.
jakeanon 1
not bright, and nor is she nice.
aimzskee 30
Exactly. I don't think a prank call necessarily makes her a bitch.
fmylifeNOT 15
At least she called you...
sarah6786 14
Not really a bright side to this one...
razzledazzle21 23
Well the bright side is he now knows she's an idiot and can move on to finding someone else to like.
Fuaaad1994 31
Time to crush on someone else I'd say, depending on whether that prank was a playful one or not.
Kyuzomi 12
No she didn't...? What?
Kyuzomi 12
Nvm, I take back my last comment, I didn't do my research before I commented I'm sorry!!! D:
RedPillSucks 33
That's suppose to be "Oh no she di''nt!"
auro7 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
jkmartinjk 16
Feeling left out here... what does *67 do?
kinky44 28
Makes you appear as hidden in caller I.d.
Ambient25 25
It actually unleashes a hell storm of fat sucking gremlins through the phone line which pop out on the other end and cause OP to start a venture company dealing with fake designer watches made in Guatemala. As we can see it never occurred.
Never_Land 10
Haha 21 I like the way you think friend
sempiternal80816 9
You'll fall for anything won't you??
cyttex 13
He'll fall for anything? What. She failed at prank calling. Op wasn't fooled by anything.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
no but i'm sure you'd fall off the tower of stupidity huh?
cyttex 13
We'll that could Mean anything, hopefully she is prank calling because he likes you.
cyttex 13
She* and due to my comment that was most lacking in intelligence I do offer my apologies.
Ambient25 25
Apologies accepted. The grammar nazis have been told it was a false alarm and gone home. But should it happen again, then tonight....you.
Rainhawk94 27
You should've said i know who you and i will kill you, giggle and hang up
cyttex 13
I feel the giggle ruins it.
frggl_grrl 5
Depends on how creepy your giggles sound
ninjuh_wingman 29
It's like you combined Liam Nesson from Taken and Elmo and created a really creepy ass dude.
Rainhawk94 27
Yes that was the point
Ambient25 25
Thankfully she didn't use a soundboard on you OP. My roommate actually got me with a "Full Metal Jacket" sound board....I hate him. Also how did you know her number...?
Bano360 25
By stalking her? Isn't that the usual thing to do when you like someone?
Zebediabolical 45
By the name that popped up on Caller ID?
joea21 21
At least she's thinking about you
SgtAssCheeks 21
Maybe not on good terms though
perdix 31
She wants to suck your fat -- nothin' wrong with that ;) (That rhymes!)
Ambient25 25
TELEMARKETER you clutz!
perdix 31
#15, klutz* Look, talking about fat-sucking usually leads to fat-sucking.
RoseBlack123 37
Perdix - you're a poet, and didn't know it!
Ambient25 25
Yes he's a true poet, yet barely shows it.