Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.
Subtext 10
Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!
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Subtext 10
Depends. Do they have subtitles like "He's mine!!!"? If not, go for it!
PumpkinTarte 0
That's a great idea actually..
applebranch 0
Yes, I can say stalker. "Stalker".
Phazzer 0
What's wrong with having a stalker? She obviously likes you so no harm done.
BeeSkwaird 0
Obsessed fan, at worst. There's no stalking happening as far as we're aware.
powersmoke 0
Is she hot?
The_Pleb 0
Wahhhhhh some girl has set up a fan page about me Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my life is so ****** what shall i doooooo *commits suicide*
Future_Mrs_Voltz 0
it is creep to have a stalker! as long as they don't threaten you i think you are ok...
Sum1Weird 2
What I want to know is, how many friends did this "fan page" have? lmao... Another thing, how bored do you have to be to search yourself on facebook? (or "FAILbook" as I call it)
americayay 0
you can make your own fan page!?!? haha. kidding.
jade567 0
*favorited*
planbsponserme 2
that's a stupid name to call it.
izzy21_fml 0
you must be the bored in for coming up with substitute banes
Gorsbug823 0
some girl in Wisconsin? you're from Wisconsin. it's probably a girl at school
Legend_514 0
no
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I agree 118. it's prolly fake and fantasizes about havin a stalker.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I should be sleeping,'stead of keeping These late hours I've been keeping I've been pacing and retracing Every step of every move An even though I'm feeling so right I'm so happy,still I know I should be sleeping,'stead of dreamin' about you..." Says the creepy stalker
tukker 0
Emerson Drive, good ol' Canadian band, eh?
hoschiadedodi 0
Who searches for his own name on facebook?
Subtext 10
Lots of people I think. It's a bit like searching yourself on google....sometimes one is just curious what he'll find :)
emiyellow 0
i sometimes do.... lets search again. woo!
greenltrn2003 0
lots of people?...only time ive searched my name on FB was to find my father (we have the same name)googles different if you have a reason. Either way OP thats ****** awesome. Sounds like if you ever needed to get laid just say it out loud... she prolly has your house bugged
Intoxicunt 6
Some people may be curious as to how many others share their name. Jeez, it's not a big deal. And yeah, lots of people do it. Also I knew someone who searched themselves on FB to see if others could find them searching their name, since their friend was having trouble finding their profile.
Lisa89 3
I do
fireandice27 0
I do! My name is kinda rare, and I was curious to see how many other people on fb had it
jerseychickityy 12
it doesn't necessarily mean he looked up his own name, one of OPs friends couldve been like you have a fan page? thn found out like that
emiyellow 0
you live in the same areas, do you even know her! creepy!
nediov 0
Stalker.
myinitialsarecoc 0
I dunno.. I'd be kinda rapt if it wasn't really creepy
Intoxicunt 6
Let me try. Sttttaallkemgkhgkn. Sorry, I can't say that.
electroboy_fml 0
Gah, you beat me to it.
capgray 0
fucl i was gona say that. i love how half the people on fml have a great sense of humor. btw, reklats. (stalker backwards);)
broken_chaos 0
Well you could always go for some angry stalker-rage sex?
emilysanftwsom 0
I have a fanpage, but my friend made it in my honour :P Sorry yours is made by a creep though.
flipflipflipidel 0
what r u
cmac86 24
I'd be flattered unless it was negative and degrading.