Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Dcvictorious 0
I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.
allmidnighteyes 11
That only means she works there!
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Comments (119)
th_fml 0
Who the hell has the suicide help like ready to give out to guys..
jchansfan 0
Maybe she thought the OP was suicidal and needed help? Haha this girl at my school has a "You can talk to me about suicide" sticker on her locker... :/
ronnielc2010 0
HaHaHa you must be pathetic but look at it this way shes obviously been getting help...who would memorize i a suicidal help line..
DLT_17 0
agreed #26. u don't want her anyway. if she knows the number for suicidal hotline she is in some deep shit.
fakepolice 0
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frostie 0
Kin, the girl gave you the number as a joke (like a friendly prank from one person to another) or she gave the number to be a bitch. If its the latter then you should lose all interest in her, and start finding someone thats less of a bitch.
tehslack 5
modded this. ******* awesome.
OhhandyT 0
old...
Superawesomestev 0
that's harsh. sorry man
fukUmane 0
U should fake your suicide and leave a note calling her a bitch and saying its her fault... or slap her in the face.
missalieus 0
what a bitch! or maybe she's just trying to be funny.