Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
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Comments (137)
RecklessJellyBea 7
o.O Truth be told, I would've done the same.
brettrb 18
gotta love your friends. always gotchur back. unless ur drunk haha
ShatteredDreams8 0
i prefer the dropkick murphys version ;)
Krajjan 9
YDI for having a hangover. Learn to drink. Also, 88 is the epitome of badass for thinking DKM.
MiGman 5
#94 that's 100% true on both points there
twiride 12
y do would you have it anyway?
joooeee 3
2nd
joooeee 3
I just want to see how fast they can mod this
Sirin_fml 47
That was a bit pointless.
forthepainx3 0
moo :D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
oink :D
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
oink :D
forthepainx3 0
quack :D
iliketurdles 7
*a familiar sound a turtle makes* :D
Zmeilerr 22
*baby noises*
you_failed 15
"wee-snaw!" x)
Zmeilerr 22
^I love Spongebob!
Zmeilerr 22
^I love Spongebob!
Zmeilerr 22
^I love Spongebob!
Taz_the_Spaz 0
*sound of sirin coming to chatise us*
C6Racer 0
*hazooo!*
Xylus 0
*whistles while waiting for someone to yell "combo breaker"*
kamadx 0
^C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
supertacowaffle 41
HERE'S A LLAMA THERE'S A LLAMA AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA !
milky953 0
cushonk.. noise a shark makes when it breaks down a door..
IcyJack 7
Ngek! - The sound of family jewels being crushed.
habeybaby25 11
GRENADE WHISTLE!!!!
JenL_fml 7
*poot* :D
beefbus7 0
not even a FML
piiing 0
take pics, bloody pics are hot.
AsiaTheMega123 1
Wrong FML...
calcetines 0
Faiillll!!! lol
drzhottie148 0
That's what you get for being a fat stinking drunk.
mozeszback 0
Everybody drinks to much sometimes, hungover doesn't mean you're a drunk
zargon 1
Bagpipes are awesome! Perhaps you should actually try being responsible about your alcohol consumption?
awkward_turtles 1
ikr!!! I didn't even kno there was a bagpipe version. totally gonna buy it now!
DocBastard 40
You didn't what??! Don't you remember the scene in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan when they send Spock's body in the torpedo to planet Genesis? Scotty is playing that version!! Duh. Everyone knows THAT.
lemoncows 2
how sweet the sound ;)
bitterfaceplant 0
did you kick him in the nuts?
TBird18 0
If you learn to handle your alcohol you won't end up with hangovers, problem solved
sweeetcheeeks33 0
agreed .
truehitman2010 0
ydi you should have keept drinking