Today, my OnlyFans account got deactivated, and no one will give me a reason as to why. There goes $200… FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Facebook account is deactivated and I don't think they are going to give me my account balance of $855 on Marketplace. So, I'm out my items, shipping costs and the profit I would have made. Facebook Marketplace is a scam. I'm so depressed. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from a place I'd interviewed at, telling me they won’t be offering me the position. They came across an old Twitter account of mine, where I posted X-Rated content and sometimes stereotypical and dark humor. I don’t even remember the e-mail and password so that I can deactivate it. FML
Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML
Today, I was put on academic suspension only to find out my professor entered my grade wrong. I lost my financial aid and have to explain to my parents why I’m not in college anymore. FML
Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML
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Gubbon 17
it's deactivated.
xobrattybabexo 5
Maybe think that I do have a real job? That this was added income
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly. Hey, hey. You ugly! Such a useful verse.
Sdog 6
Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Where?
Gubbon 17
it's deactivated.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
$200? You get more than that with a REAL job... maybe try that?
xobrattybabexo 5
Maybe think that I do have a real job? That this was added income