Today, my husband, who has been in a coma for 5 weeks, woke up. When I went to visit him, the first thing he did was try and continue the argument we had been having before he crashed the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
Today, it's been a week since my husband woke up with what the hospital says is transient amnesia. He’s lost about 15 years of memories and thinks he’s in his 20’s. We’ve only been married 5 years, and dated 3 years before that, so he has no idea who I am, has no idea his parents are dead, or who our son is. FML
Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML
Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
Let him win this one
crazyindynathan 13
At least he doesn't have any memory problems...
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Comments (76)
Oley 27
Wow. Thank goodness that he didn't forget who you were!
crazyindynathan 13
At least he doesn't have any memory problems...
LittleRed79 39
On the bright side at least you know he doesn't have any brain damage.
Rkikkas9713 25
Or any brain damage.
ABlindMan 17
Not sure if trying to make a joke, or can't read...
Rkikkas9713 25
Or any brain damage.
cj89898 24
And you're the blind one! Ha irony
Rkikkas9713 25
Christ you people can not tell when it's a joke, it's impossible to miss the "any brain damage" part of that sentence.
extremereviews 26
Let him win this one
Grisha_fml 18
you definitely deserve the best comment award LMFAO!
cornyrob 33
He had a lot of time to strengthen his side of the argument.
WCARlover 35
Persistence at its finest! Glad your husband is okay, OP.
firegirl1993 21
Atleast his memory seems to be working! Be grateful for that atleast lol and be sure to finish that fight before you get back in the car.
8Dirty1 24
sounds like the old me but if he loves his wife he needs to make some changes one day you're here the next day you're gone
no_playa_hater 14
Shut up, emo.
pandainspandex 19
I don't think you need to explain to someone coming out of a five year coma the concept behind "one day you're here, the next day you're gone"...
Testing1234 25
It was a 5 week coma
snyder97 6
I wouldn't complain about this one, brain trauma can be a very serious thing. it could have gone the complete opposite way and you would've wished that he still remembered the argument.
just_killin_time 14
Some people just don't appreciate their luck...
GabbyPLluch88 13
I certainly believe he needs to win this one time after 5 weeks in coma... cheers he's got no damage!
skyeyez9 25
He should at the very least for their marriage's sake, forget the damn argument.
Tripartita 45
"The ticket I got last week notwithstanding, I think I'm a very good driver—stop telling me to keep my eyes on the road! Nothing bad is going to happen; I think I know how to drive a damn car!"
opinionatedhuman 13
I also know my cars! How else could I tell these brakes are not working!