Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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mattrd_fml 31
never a dull night with Cards Against Humanity!
RockyRacoon 16
Mixing charades and cards against humanity will never end well
lulinator 40
I don't even know how you'd act some of those out. My brain needs bleach just thinking about it.
Drosophila82 18
We're they nice? Her ****? I guess it's the question on everyone's mind but I'm the one brave enough to take the negative votes!
Aimeejasmine 15
Why? You gunna jack off to imaginary **** if OP says yes? ?
Barthanax 9
Give us a name and she's probably somewhere naked on the Internet.
NickEd 11
GG
False_Stupidity 42
Do you suppose GG was the size of her ****? O.o
Bragi 12
So, what you're saying is that it went as designed.
Gillett 23
Sounds like one awesome God damn night to me! That's definitely a win for you, yes lucky bitch!
itisasher 9
*Me playing solitaire*
foxysunshine 12
Sounds like a great game to me! :)
wakemeupplease 21
lol humility against humanity
Kurby14 21
makes my games of cards against humanity seem boring :p