Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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Hime9908 22
I don't even want to know
jewwbacca 3
sounds like an average Wednesday to me
usmc_sean 8
I'm confused as to why she felt the need to pull out her **** in the middle of a screaming match.
PixelSword24 15
A friendly game of Cards Against Humanity?
buzzy24 3
Your first problem was playing Cards Against Humanity...
SassyLadyH 2
Sounds pretty awesome actually.
paganecho 3
Got to love Cards Against Humanity!!! Most awesome game ever for people with a twisted sick since of humor!!!
TayTay909 12
Can I come over for dinner
FurryFoxy 10
best cards against humanity match i have ever read about.
ApplePie1994 27
What's Cards Against Humanity? Also, OP's life should be a sitcom. I would probably watch it.