Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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Comments (123)
Idle_Twin 11
This needs to be a movie or a porno
Culpie229 9
It says on the rules that all arguments will be settled with loud screaming matches with the owner of the game getting the final say.
laurenswims13 24
There is no such thing as a "friendly game of cards against humanity"
gintwinsmoore 20
so much for humanity...
LOLouis_fml 24
That's a shitty situation...
luststarrr 22
You seem to have mistaken FML for the 'Cards Against Humanity' Testamonials website...
luke73tnt 17
Now that's what I call family time
iswearimhuman 12
"Friendly game". There's your problem; one simply does not play Cards Againts Humanity to strengthen one's friendship. Dignity is dead, tears are shed. The only thing to gain is the lost innocence. Though it's not much of a gain, is it?
LMF1 3
I don't think you played it right...
Miss_Whipped 43
I think she's playing it the exact way it needs to be played.
blackonblight 33
No, pretty sure that's exactly the result of playing CAH correctly.
Clevelandians 17
This isn't an FML. You saw ****.