Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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TheBelt 19
Nothing abnormal I see here.
ThatSlappinBass 32
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
rockwrench 18
Well that explains it.
EclipseCandy6 24
No shit
ItsDutch 16
Sounds like you guys would get along with my family during game night. Let the Chaos Begin!
cari_cat 19
It sounds like she just wanted to get them out hahaha. At least it wasn't violent :)
teentee401 37
I'm going to start saying "suck these nipples"
DaBayst 15
I'd hate to see what would happen if you guys played Uno or Monopoly.
HuiEtyud 7
Sounds less "fml" and more "wtf?"
im_a_black_guy 10
Or somehow combine all three and play them all at the same time
AddictGamer 16
*mexican music*
ladytigerhunts 20
But how can you even behave normal after your best friends mom whipped her **** out?!
krisseyDJ 20
The female version of "suck my dick"
Vlen_fml 20
I think the question we all want to know is, were they decent ****?
LittleBastard 20
sounds like a titty situation.
laden_swallow09 35
Pics, or it didn't happen.
wilbur4321 4
sounds like a kick-ass family to me!
RedPillSucks 33
damn. i miss all the good gatherings
kost4060 14
See this how you know it's your best friend when stuff like this happens cause this doesn't normally happen at your friends house
DanCastellaneta 17
Well damn, that just escalated from cards to **** to getting bit. How those three even go together I'm not even sure.
Luluthus 41
sounds like an ordinary gamenight to me.
LlamaFlavoured 24
I hope you guys never play monopoly
ItsDutch 16
What's the fun of playing monopoly without chaos. I mean after all monopoly is the game that ruins friendships for a reason.
abNormal62 23
Wow, that escalated quickly Usually in a fight, it's tit for tat You got **** for toes.... Awesome!!!
MattStro 23
I...I would like more context.
ADBurns 22
OP. Next time you play cards I want to be playing too. Sounds awesome !!
gintwinsmoore 20
oh, #23...you just wanna see someone pulling out her ****!!!
AshGolfer10 9
Ahhh just a normal day at home
oobergoober89 16
Sounds like you were playing strip poker instead
bsums203 13
This sounds like the greatest game of cards ever. Invite me next time.
Matttis 7
Is your friend's mom hot?