Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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DoctorSpunky 8
You don't know true awkwardness until you play Cards Against Humanity with your family, which includes your mom and grandma.
maw1024 5
Sounds like a good time!
csi_fml 19
A game of cards agains humanity never goes well.
SeaJade22 9
There's no such thing as a nice game of CAH. It just rocks that way
trey600rr 22
any day with **** being show is a good day
GodsPunchingBag 9
Damn, sounds like yall know how to party
Overlord247 20
That sucks OP! Cards against Humanity is amazing though :) last time I played, it was banned from our school because the crazy religious French teacher got offended by the "blood of christ" card
TallMist 32
Really? THAT card is why it was banned? Not the "biggest blackest dick" or "two midgets ******** in a box" cards?
blackonblight 33
What, no hatred for "Pac man uncontrollably guzzling cum" or ....no I can't even remember the wording for the one with the various religious figures engaged in sexual acts, someone else knows it I'm sure.
berkeleyjake 13
sounds like an ordinary game of cards against humanity to me. unless no alcohol was involved. then it would be weird
ThatSlappinBass 32
That is exactly the weird part. There was no alcohol involved- everyone was sober!
TallMist 32
Ah, Cards Against Humanity. Love that game.
nemouisu 22
First things first: cards against humanity is never friendly