Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML
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Keladrylady 24
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.
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Calingaladha 21
Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.
Mynamewontfi 40
If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)
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Comments (72)
cooltatgar 31
Well ? did it work? I'm sorry OP, hope the squeeze didn't harm your ribs. talk to him, educate him, tell him this could make it last longer.
Calingaladha 21
Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.
okaydisarray 17
He should start smacking the top of her head then, right?
Daevas 18
In a sense, you may Have been a ketchup bottle...
xluciferx666 21
Wait that's not the way to make it end quicker? Damn I need a new plan.
Mynamewontfi 40
If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)
Grenith 21
No that was a brilliant pun. Wear it with pride!
Katthebamf 29
Bleedin' heck! Most guys aren't well educated about those matter are they?
tzemmy 25
Is that supposed to be a pg version of "bloody hell"?
luststarrr 22
UK version, I reckon.
EclipseCandy6 24
This would happen in New Zealand wouldn't it
buckstop1 37
I don't follow...
luststarrr 22
#7 Your powers of deduction astound me.
mejustbeingme 4
She's not stating that it happened in New Zealand. Put emphasis on WOULD. Like "Out of all the places in the entire world this WOULD happen in New Zealand."
writerchic85 26
I used to think taking the shower head and running water up there would help clear it out faster lol
sixsevenoh 6
Men usually mask their soft side. He probably knew you needed a hug and gave you one without his intention in plain view.
luststarrr 22
Cleverly masked by his facade of idiocy.
JKROB 16
wait... that doesn't work?
buckstop1 37
Your profile pic XD