Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
It's a pillow soft for my neck
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Jasmine09 0
what a jerk
mama2b3 20
well at least u have confidence... still an ass
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im2good25 0
@6 take it all off
fruhe 0
Maybe you need to rethink the word "friend".
klkc650 0
^this!
emmmilyyy 0
you said "one of" thus, singular.
beccaaaaaaaa 5
If you're happy with your body, then why does your friend's opinion matter? She's saying you have confidence, so I'm betting you have a positive self image. **** what she has to say, don't let her take away your confidence. Men love it. And many people envy the fact that a person can love their body despite their imperfections, many people aren't lucky enough to have such a positive view of themselves. I'm sure you're beautiful, don't let one comment get to you.
purgarus 6
Holy crap Snicker just owned you lol.
ohSNAPyall 27
Actually, you are wrong, snickerdoodles. "Of those super-skinny bitches" is a prepositional phrase. Thus, "one... who thinks." Makeba's comment was catty, but correct.
ohSNAPyall 27
However, I like your first post in this comment thread! Sounds pretty plausible to me.
tamz412 0
this girl is trying to cut you down for some reason. she prob has low self esteem herself. keep an eye out for the mean ones... they don't mean the best for you.
Giorgio272 2
Clearly snikerdoodles can relate to this FML. But hey, you still got your confidence.
bebz_fml 0
Who cares... There was one tiny 'mistake'. Get over it