Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
It's a pillow soft for my neck
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Jasmine09 0
what a jerk
mama2b3 20
well at least u have confidence... still an ass
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crazycornn 0
my grammars are gooder then your. myself is educate. :DDDDD
Peter69 1
hi
fits138 0
that's brutal. I wouldn't think much of it. and I agree with some of these people about the super skinny girls being bitches. I'm 5'5, 120lbs and I get called fat, by one of my own family members. I go to the gym on a reg basis. you are probaby a normal, healthy, girl with curves that some girls would kill to have. stay confident and don't let such remarks bring you down...
ThatRandomFMLGal 0
what a bitch.
im2good25 0
guess what? 1993 was in the past as well. good luck doing anything in the future while having smurfs with unfriendly cap hits
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Strictly based on principle- this is a YDI for associating with an asshat. Drop the 'friend'. The post itself betrays your sense of self esteem. Thanks indeed. If you're confident, you're hot. It's the people who generally judge physical appearance, that aren't pretty. Validating yourself through the criticism of others is for the weak and insecure. Besides, 50% of confidence is pretending.
zabava 0
What is important is how you feel. If you’re happy, then don’t worry about it, if YOU feel you need to make a change in your appearance, then do so. Face it there are just some not so nice (or tactful) people out in the world. So it is time to do as my mother always told my sisters, “it is time to put on the big girl panties” and not let this get you down. Oops, I just forgot, your already wearing them … nevermind.
hedgehogs 0
NEVER speak to her again and let her wonder why.
disgruntledyouth 0
Hey snickerdoodles I wager that you are in a remedial english class but you try to make yourself look smart by correcting people you douchebag
volkster644 0
i don't think anyone was implying that all skinny people are bitches, just the ones who think everyone else is fat