Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
It's a pillow soft for my neck
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Jasmine09 0
what a jerk
mama2b3 20
well at least u have confidence... still an ass
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goonie85 0
Fat can mean a lot of things to different people. How many people with eating disorders think they're fat, and how many morbidly obese people just think they're thick? It's only a problem if it affects your health or self esteem, so **** 'em if they don't like big butts.
Mehness 0
Technically, Snickers is correct, but only if, when reading the sentence, you put emphasis on the "super-skinny bitches who think". I believe that's what Snickers was trying to do, because we all know that emphasis does not go well on teh interwebz XD
TheSexynator 0
YDI for being fat
Anteezy 7
He probably said that because you act like you are hot, while in reality you are ugly and fat.
ColdGold 6
You're supposed to keep it child-sized so the pervs will like you. Forget them. (be healthy, though)
repyourcliche 0
honestly guys, making a mountain out of a molehill.
buttonface 0
Ydi for being fat. Fyl for the sorrows you'll face because of this.
lovinlife0726 0
you should have said "you have alot of confidence for an ugly person"
alexFYL 11
What's wrong with that? Fat is a descriptor. It's not always an insult. I wish other fat people would stop being so sensitive. YOU. ARE. FAT. And you know it. If it bothers you that much, lose weight. I am fat, and I don't take it as an insult - I take it as an insult when someone tries to call me skinny. I AM FAT. Stop trying to dance around the subject. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA Watch this if you're so offended about being fat.
crowbar87 0
snickerdoodles you are so hot.. I want your body.