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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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lalosaa 0

awwww, that really, really sucks.

BlueJeans2626 0

shit that sucks :(

Darraghscoot 0

a care packet like call of duty maybe he will get a chopper gunner! :O

epicenur 2

I hope I can get that care package on Call of Duty ;D

tigerboy13 0

Care Package inbound?

kay71095 9

Wouldn't those cookies get stale within a week??? O.o

puppydoggie 0

shittt.

LittleMiss1 0

Cant you stop the package??

YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

deepfried 0

sorry hun. :(

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

i_wuz_nver_here 31

*with the naughty videos

imlaughingatyou 0

wow.. that REALLY sucks.

Eresbel 0

Email him or call him and ask him to keep the package under wraps. Let him eat the cookies, though. I mean, why not?

Bryan_Z 0

This sucks, but shit happens. At least you are a caring and loving person :) I hope he had a good reason, and not for another female.