Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
It's a pillow soft for my neck
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Jasmine09 0
what a jerk
mama2b3 20
well at least u have confidence... still an ass
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eat_this_buddie 5
^^^listen to this one.
DukeSkidmark 0
fat girls need love too. I have noticed alot of them give great ********. YDI for being fat
xHabsfanx 0
If that's even her...
suziie_fml 0
what a friend :l
Serec 0
Who moderated this? Wow.
timk_fml 2
well it does.
kyonichii 4
Use your curves to booty-bump the chick into next week. ;]
forever2009 0
that was rude but, there I things u can do like go on a diet or work out. so I don't feel completley bad.
Six23 1
That doesn't sound too much like a friend. Sounds like she's lacking in confidence herself if she has to point out your negative attributes.
sesp61289 0
haha so agree with #71! weight can be adjusted, ugliness cant. hey, atleast you have confidence and people notice it! if you didnt, you could have had it a hell of alot worse bc others would see you as weak. or is this "friend" maybe big herself, and just putting you down because of jealousy? that happens to me occasionally, i weigh a whole 98 pounds but yet girls clearly bigger than me somehow try to call me fat. ugh cant stand jealous bitches. but yeah thats something to think about