Jill
France
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fatty
United States
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
IHateMyLife
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Jessika
United Kingdom
Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML
pencilskirt
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
sandiego
United States
Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
NotASize0
Denmark
Fingers crossed
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Anonymous
Battle Creek, United States
It's a pillow soft for my neck
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
Kristina
United States
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
boyishgirl
Anchorage, United States
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
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Jasmine09 0
what a jerk
mama2b3 20
well at least u have confidence... still an ass
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Veunz 4
Some of us super skinny bitches would kill to have curves. For some of us keeping weight is extremely hard let alone gaining enough to be "curvy." Not all of us are shoving are fingers down are throats, some of us are just that small naturally. As for the comment, yea, THAT was bitchy for anyone to say.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Who" has to have an antecedent. The antecedent cannot be "bitches" because "bitches" is an object. This is why you are incorrect to say "one of those super-skinny bitches who think..." Because you are using "who" as the subject for the verb "thinks," your antecedent must also be subjective. Consequently, "one... who thinks."
Veunz 4
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Veunz 4
Grrr...stupid FML comment thingy....
VinnieCorozzo 0
what a hottie Venus is!!!!!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
This is a pretty casual forum though, so let's not worry about people's grammatical errors. :)
Hanban 0
I'd say use your hips to shake off that "friend" of yours.
Hanban 0
Me love grammar.
ohSNAPyall 27
Oh, I see what you had meant. Change "who" to "that," and you're good to go. Goodnight!
makeba 0
Oh snick, you made my day. They are not both correct. I shouldn't say this, but you were right. When "who" is followed by a verb in the middle of the sentence, you look right in front of "who" to decide if the verb following will be singular or plural. Your hesitation clearly showed your lack of grammar knowledge, though :p Oh by the way, @19 it should've been "both ways are."
orangefanta 0
wow admitting defeat. it's ok to be wrong sometimes. don't be such a stuck up bitch about it though ;) good night