Today, a month into exercising for the first time in years to get summer body for vacation, the sudden exertion pushed back my period. If I'd sat on my ass, my period would have been on time this month, and over next month before my vacation started. I was really looking forward to period-free vacation. Not anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, exactly 28 days after I started my last period, I started a new period. This would be perfectly healthy and normal except that my last period was 24 days long. This has happened every month this year. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML
Today, I got my period two days early. I have really bad cramps and my lower back hurts pretty bad. I'm getting over having bronchitis, I wanted to relax, but instead my mother had the bright idea to walk around the mall for two hours. We sat in traffic for another hour before we made it home. FML
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Justkidding100 41
exercise enough to push it off another month? then your beach body will be great!
wiccaantje 21
They have pills that push back your period. I would take it beforehand, to see whether or not the side effects are bad for you personally, because they can cause head aches and such (basically simular side effects as when you get when starting birth control), but if not then you can still have a period free vacation!!!!
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Justkidding100 41
exercise enough to push it off another month? then your beach body will be great!
wiccaantje 21
They have pills that push back your period. I would take it beforehand, to see whether or not the side effects are bad for you personally, because they can cause head aches and such (basically simular side effects as when you get when starting birth control), but if not then you can still have a period free vacation!!!!
core01 30
Aren't those just BC pills?
raven_of_azarath 35
Just because you were late this month doesn’t mean you’ll be late next month. I’ve had times where stress or sickness altered my periods one or two months, then they were “early” but actually back to what they were before.