Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, I was working Customer Service at Walmart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied, "Even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML
Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Her muff has a face?
theshadow013 0
Seriously, as long as you bathe, body hair is perfectly normal. Sure society says its EWWW GROSS but grow the **** up people. Stop being thirteen.
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Comments (113)
Sexyandiknoit 0
thats messed up man.
sammyluvspugs 4
Beautiful friendship :)
ohsweetbbyjesus 1
Dude it's ******* natural. Calm down.
Jon15805 7
and then....lesbian sex scene? lol
The_9th_Doctor 18
and?....
atja 5
Wow. Grow up. Shaving isn't "non-hygenic" it's actually bad for you. Ripping/shaving hair out of skin can irritate it and that's not natural. I shave because the smoothness feels good. That's just a personal preference. And you're saying "Fml" because some other girl chooses not to shave her ******? Oh crap you're life is ruined.
derpina72 23
They are cleaner with hair there. The hair acts as a filter for germs and even small debris, like eyelashes and eyebrows.
mistress_paz 30
Wow, some people just overshare!
AwkwardBookworm 27
Might want to have a word with her about boundaries...