Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML
Today, I know there's something wrong with my cat when his meowing starts to sound really weird. But just now, his meow has gotten so unusual that he actually scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an entirely different cat that got into my house before I looked back. Yeah, he's going to the vet. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, my extremely affectionate and docile cat, whom I love like a child and has never drawn blood, scratched my roommate of one day in the face while I was at work. She claims he just went ballistic, and I don't believe she's telling me everything. What the hell did she do to my cat? It's gonna be a long lease. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML
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lexi_k 0
Wow...That's pretty reminiscent of my freshman year roommate. She would meow and crawl between your legs every time you came in the room. I switched halfway through the semester because she was freaking insane.
Emrysa 1
If that's all they do, not a big deal. My best friend makes little cat noises when he works. I've learned what they mean, so I can tell if he's tired, annoyed, happy, ect. It's actually pretty amusing.
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lexi_k 0
Wow...That's pretty reminiscent of my freshman year roommate. She would meow and crawl between your legs every time you came in the room. I switched halfway through the semester because she was freaking insane.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Well, you should have stopped masturbating in the room, then.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I've been feeling a little weird lately, Mercy, but thank you for reminding me that these problems usually are resolved by either fire and/or frequent masturbation in a public place. I personally prefer combining the two.
BaGu_fml 0
Kick his nuts.
A1L12E4X26 0
Wow. That sounds sorta weird. OP, just make louder and more annoying cat sounds, so your room mate knows how it feels. And also, if that doesn't work, just play with them.
BABiiRAWr 0
I think he was drop when he was a baby
b182link 0
omg awesome! I want him as a roomate! I'll trade you!
MeowingKat 0
I like to meow too...
Pyro1082 0
win
grrrarrrg2 2
If the worst thing she does is meow and act like a cat getting killed then consider your self lucky. It's ******* weird but it could be alot worse. Although I'd keep an eye on her for awhile to make sure that's all she does. If things get worse it's time to request a room change/ new room mate
Slai_fml 3
It is a lot worse. OP and his roommate are male.
22milesaway 13
My advice: go to the campus psychiatrist, fake having depression or some such thing, and get a prescription for Zoloft, Xanax, or whatever else they got. Then, smash the pills to a fine powder and slip it into your roommate's drinks. He'll be purring in no time.
Jadian 4
@22milesaway, it would be better to act schizophrenic and get a script for an antipsychotic. More mind-numbing and effective. ^_^
Subtext 10
If it's about effectiveness, just apply a baseball bat to the back of her head. If you knock her out - she stops meowing. If you don't, she'll probably be cured anyway...
ryguy997 0
nice way to get arrested, moron.
carljames0603 0
My freshman year (at a Christian college), this kid told one night, rather calmly, that he hears evil voices, and that he once tried to kill his entire appartment building with poisonous gas.
cindayy77 0
o.O
toink 0
I has a sad :3
Ray_of_midnight 23
Just make sure he uses the litterbox, doesn't shred the furniture, and doesn't spray (he is a tomcat, after all), and you'll be fine. (Seriously, if this is the worst you get? You're doing pretty well. I've had worse for roommates, back in my day.)
polico_wolf 0
remember to spay and neuter him/her
Emrysa 1
If that's all they do, not a big deal. My best friend makes little cat noises when he works. I've learned what they mean, so I can tell if he's tired, annoyed, happy, ect. It's actually pretty amusing.
Icutu7 0
pics or i didnt happen