Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, in the changing room at my gym, you'd never see my D. I'm very strategic and my towel or shirt will always block it. Today there was a dad-bod walking nude to the mirror without a towel. I saw his. There was bush of hair surrounding a pale pink little acorn. How does he have the confidence? How is he not shy? FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
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core01 30
yeah, well, ass hair is normal. You can get electrolysis or wax it off if you want ($$$$), but hair is normal.
FluffythePink 23
If you have dark hair then go for the laser hair removal. Yes, it's an outlay but 💯 worth it. Waxing hurts and the ingrown hairs hurt even more. Plus you have to keep paying for it. I'm not an advocate for cosmetic stuff in general but things like this? Go for it and love your peachy tush.
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core01 30
yeah, well, ass hair is normal. You can get electrolysis or wax it off if you want ($$$$), but hair is normal.
easybree 10
wax it if you want DO NO SHAVE IT UNLESS YOU WANT A DARK TUSHY
Studious_Gluteus 20
Hair muffles your farts. It's an evolutionary advantage.
FluffythePink 23
If you have dark hair then go for the laser hair removal. Yes, it's an outlay but 💯 worth it. Waxing hurts and the ingrown hairs hurt even more. Plus you have to keep paying for it. I'm not an advocate for cosmetic stuff in general but things like this? Go for it and love your peachy tush.