Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
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Comments (137)
habesjn 0
"I'm attractive and guys like me. FML."
Emperor_Jim 0
This is why I almost never ask for girls numbers anymore. They play these stupid little games like "hard to get". They'll purposely not answer because they think that will make you want them more, and they get off on that. But it really just make us think that they're stupid and shallow.
sappyboris 0
or maybe she didn't have her phone with her, or it was off because she was in a movie but no, yeah, just being rampantly sexist makes more sense
kim1551 0
well, i'm a girl. as if that wasn't obvious by my name. but anyway a lot of girls do play games. i find it beyond moronic. they think that guys will fall for there games and guys are these complicated creatures to be studied. its not that hard. guys are obvious. they tell you what they want and call you if they like you. if you throw yourself at them then they bang you and dump you. if you act like a normal human then maybe you get a boyfriend. its really not that complicated.
sappyboris 0
some girls play games, yes. some guys do too. giving up on asking an entire gender out because of some perceived way in which they all act alike is just ignorant
Mustardnight 3
Ignorant. Thats what michael jackson said
belfasterd 0
how is that an FML?? unless the guy was harassing you thats not really an FML. and if that is true you worded that way wrong because it makes you seem like a total moron by saying that this cute guy i really like asked me for my number but then he called me. Like did you not expect him too??
Izuation 0
Why is this a bad thing??!
schwinn11 0
Congradulations, you have your first stalker. Maybe some day you'll get married to him and he will beat you up on a regular basis. Way to go!
schwinn11 0
On second thought, he'll probably never talk to you after he screws you a couple of times!
Mustardnight 3
Dobt get me wrong but hoe the hell do elevators slam people in the shoulder at any moment?
daddysgirl1993 0
My boyfriend does that... It annoys me to the point where I won't take his calls, tell him I'm busy, or shut my phone off.
ohwow712 0
******* skanks like you piss me off, i have so many friends who have girls give them their number so they call but they dont pick up because they want to "play a game" with them, go die in a ******* car fire please.
in_wonderland 1
um...just answer the ******* phone? i think you should give him a shot and if he sucks, dont see him anymore. isn't this exactly what you wanted? i wish a hot football player would call me 8 times. haha for real tho
Danzergirl1 0
Maybe hes super curious about you. If ud answer your fone maybe youd kno y hes caling so much. Stop judging him.
Vampire_Goddess 0
lmao tell him 848-482-5077 is ur new number its the rejection hotline
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
Nice username. I'll bet you're definately not a manipulative selfish little teenage twit.