Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Top comments
Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
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Comments (137)
Lady_T 3
Maybe he was trying to invite you somewhere last minute so you could get to know each other better. You're the moron that wouldn't answer his calls OR even read his texts
heyheyshelzay 0
Awkward...
Im2raw 0
This isn't even an FML, and I like how the nerds say all this bullshit to make themselves feel better, when in reality the jocks are the ones gettn the bitches
yesicafuentes 0
he probably really likes you and wants to talk
BVBARMY1238 9
Wow that sucks! I would rather date a nerd:) I love smart guys/girls:)
MewlingQuim 1
so you give him your number and you say he's cute, meaning that you're in to him and if he's calling you he's clearly in to you, yet you don't bother answering him?
Queenie2014 11
Um, maybe she was busy doing something really important? Girls don't just wait by there phone all day waiting for guys to call them
shyeahh_fml 19
...why didn't you just answer? He was probably starting to think you gave him a fake number.
confusedAsFuck 34
where dafuq is the FML? some girls would kill for such a crush.. FML for reading this crap
Samiemud 2
Guys u know its fake everything is
axeno 7
Well maybe he just had time to finally call you and you just don't pay attention to your phone. I'll be honest, if you give me your number and I call and you don't pick up the first time, I'll probably call you a few more times. I don't see how he's the weird one anyways. You people degrade him because he simply called a few times?
Queenie2014 11
He called 8 ******* times!