Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Top comments
Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
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Comments (137)
tikimuppet 11
That's why I never give my number to random people I meet on the street...
machete_fml 0
YDI for not picking up, stuck-up bitch you just wanted to feel good and do nothing else
musicislife1995_fml 0
so you had a crush on him and he's interested. what the **** are you complaining about, even if it's slightly stalkerish if you showed the effort to keep the guy you like, he'd obviously calm down. stop being such a melodramatic bitch and whining. 'oh I've got why I want now, let's make people feel sad for me'
LemonStarship 5
Just give him a damn blumpkin. Thats all he wants and apparently you look like the blumpkin giving type.
ehsvballchk22 0
well why don't you answer the phone then. he obviously wants to talk to you. if he is so cute why don't you want to talk to him. next time don't give out your number if you don't want a call.
123e3 0
Typical jock...
tikimuppet 11
That's why I never give my number to random people I meet on the street...
flyintonite 0
"Help me, this random guy I'm totally into is REALLY into me." This is in no way an FML you got what you wanted and it didn't turn out the way you thought it was.
allstate68rt 0
You two are meant to be.
Argmik 0
Not FYL or YDI. He obvious likes you, that is flattering. maybe he was harassing you, negative texts= ever thing about that? If you don't like the attention (which is bullshit) then you could easily tell him to chill out with the calling or that you are no longer interested.