Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Top comments
Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
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Comments (137)
sappyboris 0
that "nerds might get beat up in high school but someday they'll be the jocks' bosses" argument is its own breed of stupid slobs vs. snobs? really? is this the 1980's, or a john hughes movie? anyway the guy is a loser or you're an amazing girl, either way you should tell him to cool and give him another chance
Plumppotato 3
hah. wait what?
AntiChrist7 0
that's one of the biggest YDI i've seen lately.
Anteezy 7
Why was he calling you so much??? ;o Maybe it was an emergency.
makenzie675 0
so? don't whine. you thought he was cute. so shut up. this isn't an fml.
Skull_300 0
"Hello?! Hello?! Where are you woman???"
IMTHEGREATEST 0
WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!?!?
chiddy_bang71 0
OMG I LOVE 103!!!
thesismate 3
Not FML worthy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
YDI for bragging. I'm sure many people wish their biggest problem in life was a cute guy that they fancy calling them 8 times.
InfiniteSecret 20
Yes because they said that this was their biggest problem in their life right now. Also having someone unhealthily obessed with you isn't a good thing to have, that kind of situation can turn bad fast.
inconvienentgurl 0
AGREED!!! this does nothing to your life...and its simple to resolve it...
JustAReaderOfFml 4
this is not a fml. if this is your biggest problem at the moment, which i doubt because you sound immature and stupid, then congratulations. The only people more idiotic than you atm are those who let this post get published.
Tripout 0
YDI for not answering. This is a stupid FML one of the stupidest I've ever read. If u liked him why didn't u answer. There's a reason guys ask for girls' numbers. You should stop complaining pick up TGE FIRST TIME IT RINGS and f@cking talk to the guy.
FMLinCA 12
i agree. this is stupid. thought he was cute, and you was feeling real good about it. pick up the damn phone and then there won't be a problem. what a waste of fmylife.com space. and for the record, YDI!
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Exactly. I mean she gave him the number so why didn't she reply in the first place?
Subtext 10
She wasn't at home and didn't have her mobile phone with her?