How?
Glasford, United States
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
birdbath
United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Anonymous
Nasty
Today, I was attacked by a bird at three in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and it decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer
Flash, ah ah!
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
birdsterrifyme
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Sikeston, United States
Face your fears!
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
wheelchairgirl
Denmark
Snap!
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
margretlle
United States
The zoo
Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Mr.P
United States
Good boy
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
nothingisreal69
Reserved
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
Wellthisishawkward
United States
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this
wanted_2_want 40
It also happens in movies. Like horror movies from the 70’s?
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
waitwut?
Charlie Given 28
Is your name Elmer Fudd 😂😂
cacheson 42
Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this
wanted_2_want 40
It also happens in movies. Like horror movies from the 70’s?
RichardPencil 32
60’s Alfred Hitchcock, right?
TheSminty1 17
In cartoons they fly *around* your head.
RichardPencil 32
Meep! Meep! I hope you have your Acme Rocket Skates on!
graayfox215 15
Haven’t you heard? The bird is the word
MythyPan 3
poor bird