Ewwwww
Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
belladonna1025
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, come again!
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
smallpaycheck
United States
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Anonymous
Pennies From Heaven
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
maddie
Gross
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
jessica
United States
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
UkuleleTime
Garner, United States
Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML
dhbeaver
United States
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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TomeDr 25
It could be worse. I was working the register on a hot day and a sweaty guy pulled his money from the waistband of his UNDERWEAR!
ajh1800 25
Talk to your boss about puting a policy in place about not accepting money that has been directly touching body parts. I've seen other stores that do that. Thats absolutely disgusting and I'm pretty sure its some type of health hazard as well. 🤢
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TomeDr 25
It could be worse. I was working the register on a hot day and a sweaty guy pulled his money from the waistband of his UNDERWEAR!
ajh1800 25
Talk to your boss about puting a policy in place about not accepting money that has been directly touching body parts. I've seen other stores that do that. Thats absolutely disgusting and I'm pretty sure its some type of health hazard as well. 🤢
Rachel Holland 8
Dont put $ in your mouth... Never kniw where its Been.
Jackey 29
I generally just assume that every bill has been held in some guy/girls ass crack by a g-string. Popular culture has also taught me that a rolled bill makes the best coke straw. Money's nasty.
mekiswrite 21
Ask your boss to provide rubber gloves. or at least hand sanitizer at every till.
alycion 39
Around here in the summer, stores won’t accept money if it’s damp or came from a sock, underwear or bra. They post signs too. I don’t get it since around here there is also a strip club almost every block on the main roads. So it was most likely already in underwear. Especially the bills with glitter on them.