Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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crazymedic06 2
Isn't the reception after the wedding?
The_Hitdude 12
Before anyone looks at 2's comment like he's an idiot, he has a point. The FML says "fiancé", and then goes on to say "at our wedding reception."He wouldn't be her fiancé anymore if they just got married.
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Comments (132)
rattusrattus 19
Great Aunt Gilda: "Not interesting! Why, on our honeymoon, Frank and I invited three showgirls and the gay pianist up to our hotel room! Of course, we didn't realise he was gay until he started hitting on Frank..."
A7x4REVer 3
Aaah I see what you did there XD
bubu93_fml 1
so um isnt he your HUSBAND by the time you have the reception?????i have a feelinq somebody is lieing
LSS_fml 18
That XD face always reminds me of Ford.
IcedJesus 5
Try new things?
ICastillo 25
Well everybody knows that your a freak between the sheets now. Hopefully you guys don't have some weird fetish.
xtalondriver 14
I guess he's no longer your fiancé, but now your husband, for better or worse.
DaMachk 11
Do try and write here what he said...
jeffnine 4
So what did you guys do, I'm sure we all want to hear this detailed explanation
budgirl4171 0
Well if it's your wedding reception he is no longer your Fiancee!!!!