Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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crazymedic06 2
Isn't the reception after the wedding?
The_Hitdude 12
Before anyone looks at 2's comment like he's an idiot, he has a point. The FML says "fiancé", and then goes on to say "at our wedding reception."He wouldn't be her fiancé anymore if they just got married.
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Comments (132)
cooperd52 6
Gotta love a good wedding!
KayDubb 6
Wouldn't he be your husband?
xxxSANAxxx 0
sex before marriage? DESERVED IT!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, let me guess, you're one of those idiots who's mental state is still living in the 50's that believes sex before marriage is a sin and a baaaaaad thing, right? Why are you doing in the intimacy section in the first place?
Pandacupcakelove 26
I hope you're joking. Maybe you wouldn't want to have sex before you marry, but why would you care if other people who you don't even know do?
c8750 2
Not to mention her name is xxxSANAxxx, oh yeah & she's 15
RedPillSucks 33
Your comment and pic go well together
perdix 31
If his speech lasted as long as he does in bed, it was probably quick and painless ;)
Takainthemachine 0
Don't you mean your husband??
pandarara116 4
If it was at your wedding reception he would now be your husband.........but shameeeeee
Pandacupcakelove 26
33- New account? Really?Just give it up...
day624 14
Hows he still your fiancee if it was your wedding reception?
Pandacupcakelove 26
I like it when comments and pictures go together! But only if they're nice :)