Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my girlfriend works for a company that cleans VRBOs, so while she went to see family for a week, I asked her coworkers to come clean while she was gone, even the owner of the company showed up, They deep-cleaned house, but when she got home I got yelled at for a dirty coffee mug on my desk. The coffee was still warm. FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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WeirdUS 30
Yeah, in a proper company you can't really afford to have messy office. Don't know why you think this is a surprise. YDI
julfunky 29
If someone thought it was bad enough that your CEO had to see it then it’s definitely on you. It may be your office but it still belongs to the company. Don’t be surprised that you’re treated like a child when you do childish things.
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Comments (9)
timinator5000 28
So she's right? your office is messy? messier than is normal? cats away the mice play?
WeirdUS 30
Yeah, in a proper company you can't really afford to have messy office. Don't know why you think this is a surprise. YDI
thehaystackerine 20
so whats the surprise? you get to keep your job?
alycion 39
Just how bad was it? I think we need pictures to really decide. If it was the beginner of a hoarder situation or trash, ydi. If you are one of the people who work better in chaos, fyl.
julfunky 29
If someone thought it was bad enough that your CEO had to see it then it’s definitely on you. It may be your office but it still belongs to the company. Don’t be surprised that you’re treated like a child when you do childish things.
RichardPencil 32
It's a trap! The surprise is you're fired! She wants you to clean your office for free so she doesn't have to pay someone to do it for the next person (presumably the narc who ratted you out.)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well, you do sound like you're a child. Clean your shit up.
Richard Luna 1
Why is it messy clean that shit up take some pride on how your office looks smh
loliloveoniichan 14
Lol, when did being messy became a "childish" thing? Grow up, faggots.