Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
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crazymedic06 2
Isn't the reception after the wedding?
The_Hitdude 12
Before anyone looks at 2's comment like he's an idiot, he has a point. The FML says "fiancé", and then goes on to say "at our wedding reception."He wouldn't be her fiancé anymore if they just got married.
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Comments (132)
afropuffjake 9
Now they know you is a FREAK!!!
JDenn5 0
Wouldn't your reception follow the wedding making loud mouth your husband rather than fiancé?
gfoxx17iv 0
I am definitely not trying to say that it is pathetic that you can reference a random FML post from memory when I say it's pathetic that you can reference a random FML post from memory
herponi 2
Wouldn't he be your husband at that point?
killerskittle 0
I do the same thing when im drunk..must be a guy thing.
mustangkid21 0
Tell everyone he has a small dick :-)
1094568 1
Young love..
lialikesapplepie 0
"And then we go hard in the ass and oh my god we use vibrators and-" "Don't forget the fluffy handcuffs, honey!"l
Calyx_fml 22
Funny, I assumed your fiancé was a man. But then, so are you. Then again, maybe he is.
grace12898 0
64- how so?