Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
Today, my mom came home from surgery. Upon arriving home, she flashed a paper in my face and said, "Want to see pictures of my colon?" My eyes are still burning. FML
Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML
Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML
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woainishamu 21
Your coworker sounds like an ass.
badassmf1234 22
How did that possibly seem like a good idea to someone?
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Comments (31)
Drnavid 13
That's an "oversharing"!!
Steve95401 49
Your coworker's universe must revolve Planet Uranus.
davek 36
Eh, this is the Internet. You name it, it's probably somebody's fetish.
TheNotSoGoodDay 10
dropping subtle hints
trellz17 19
Those things are the devil!
bad_boyfriend 10
I used to have a coworker like this. The day after her daughter gave birth she came in describing how she tore her perineum...in graphic detail
fader48080 10
in some countries that means you are married now. ;)
leadmenot 11
Maybe she wants you too ass-ist her...ya know...to help with the healing ?
more4me 27
Ewwwwwwww ! !!! Why?!!!
Cold138 8
That's nasty....... The friendship is strong but still nasty