Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.
unidentifieduser 23
At least you got a tip! Right..?
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Comments (100)
worf_fml 5
well how much did he give you
brandoneyez1 25
You may have just become someone's eye candy!
WeskersSexslave 15
Well then. Looks like he wanted to give you the tip ;)
mybubbles2000 13
Well that was one hell of a tip.
Verity101 10
Gross. Been there though, SOME men seem to think they have a right to touch a woman they like. I think they need to ******* learn some manners, **** the patriachy. *hugs&cookies*
CyberGothic 16
Patriarchy is the figment of paranoid imagination
funzoneplanet 7
That's sexual harassment
CyberGothic 16
Why in the world would you let anyone under any circumstances slip their hands into your pockets? Note: the *only* ones that can do that are police, and you're already cuffed and bent over the hood/trunk of a police unit. And even that is debatable.
hickeyboy42 11
Herbert the Pervert?
Neko9000 11
At least you know you're physically appealing
InSultan 14
if you see him again call the men in blue