Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
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kdm_km1 19
Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!
kaablam 17
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Good advice, but it says they like to trick him.. At least she doesn't get mad at you and thinks it's hilarious instead.. Have you thought maybe you need some glasses? I'm sure there are marks that are different on their faces.
badluckalex 23
I dont tjink they would trick him into marrying the wrong twin.. they would have to divorce and then marry the right twin!
Ian7890 23
hey they are both the same, who cares which one he marries right? ha no this is a serious matter
pl0xs3rver 45
That would be hilarious.
isuckwithnames 22
Not actually true. He can only marry the one he has a marriage license with, so even if they did do that the marriage would be void.
sororitytaylor 24
Well they could switch on purpose to be funny, having the wrong sister in the dress. You never know, they could be nuts.
Soloman212 28
127, depending on how long the ruse has been going, that might not save him.
MrsDruidess 23
OK in case they do a dress swap, doubtful as a wedding is too important for jokes like that, do something else like clip her pinky nail on her left hand really short. that way when you put the ring on, you can check ;-) but if she gets her nails done the day of that won't work. . . clip the sisters nail! hahaha who cars what her nails look like. your screwed OP, good luck!!
braidedsilver 8
There would be a divorce, but no remarriage I think.
Wolf87535 4
give one a tattoo for a wedding gift. good luck OP
spoo 24
Exactly, when you sign the marriage cert, just make sure the name you are signing as your wife is right... Sides you now have an excuse to be romantic with the wrong one too :o
NiceGuysDoWin 21
In most western countries, the ceremony is just for show anyway. Most people don't understand that a wedding is just a big ritualistic party to celebrate the marriage, but the marriage itself is only valid if and when you sign the contract documents. Frankly, your best man could be in the dress and give the vows, and at the end of the day you would still be married to whoever signed the marriage licence.
flame5768 14
*world explodes*
hawk2099 7
Marry both
MehrunesDagon456 20
666 likes..
Soninuva 41
Your username is somewhat appropriate for your comment.
stepymac 15
You have to find something to tell them apart quick
GreatGeak 8
I've got it! if you have sex, give a (only noticeable to you) hikkey. otherwise you can also surprise sharpey, or something like that.
skittyskatbrat 19
He should ask the parents!
yusi1891 7
You can always stick a tracker up your girl's. Then every time they try to trick you, discreetly go on your phone and try to find her in the room. I'm sure there's an app for that.
KingLewisII 34
43 are you Michael Scott?
KingLewisII 34
Sorry didn't see #15
rachelm17 15
Possibly a mole, freckle, or beauty mark?!?!
GreatGeak 8
#107 I dont understand why I got so many down votes. I thought it was a funny idea. :-) ....sounds like I should watch that episode.
ilovesarcasm 18
Ambush the wrong twin with a permanent marker closer to the wedding. Either the mark itself or the scrub marks should last long enough for you tell the difference between them and get through the ceremony. Edit: nevermind someone beat me to it lol
2i1337i2iscore 13
You should just mark the hand of the correct one with a sharpie!
nurchok 15
No duh
doubleddun 9
Draw different numbers on their heads
Vitotaylor36 13
Thing 1 and Thing 2
chutney_02 22
*My thing and who even cares about this thing
bingo__O 15
I'm sure she wouldn't give up that special moment for a prank, no matter how hilarious it may seem :P
BootheGhost 6
Considering what I've seen on this site, i wouldn't be surprised if she did.
fortune789 17
Imagine if they each showed up in the same wedding dress.
iann32 10
You underestimate their powers!!
davek 36
Yeah, but how much of this site is lies?
sweetprettykitty 10
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I'd have fun. trying to get a threesome going with two hot twin sisters ;) yeah thumb me down, but I'm sure everybody has had some hot fantasy along those lines :p
ksks1234 33
I know most guys have, but I have always though isn't that inbreeding? I obviously know that two females cannot conceive, but she is still banging her sister.
ChristianH39 30
8 Not inbreeding, but yea it would be incest
ksks1234 33
Thank you 10, there is the word I am looking for.
ChristianH39 30
No problem! As a side note, OP might already have slept with both sisters and just doesn't know...
askullnamedbilly 33
Technically speaking, you could even consider it masturbation, seeing as how identical twins are basically natural clones.
Pleonasm 36
You don't have to be the one touching yourself for it to be masturbation, as far as I know, someone else doing the work for you is also called masturbation. As far as self-masturbation goes, just because someone has your DNA identical to you doesn't mean that they are essentialy you, since the environment, epigenetics, psychology- all those things make that person completely different at the same time.
buckdharma 38
16-The one who tells him the ceiling needs painting would be the wife.
sailorarctic 22
twincest
kittycatdex 8
#23 even identical twins have tiny differences in their dna
davek 36
Unless they prefer her being on top.
strike2867 13
He should just write a check mark on the ass of the one with him on his wedding night.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
Twins do have differences in our DNA but it's the same as taking two cells from different parts of your body. Identical twins anyhow.
andrewcpu 8
God what has this post become
sparty48910 5
The Lannisters approve.
dabomb0513 10
Thumbs up x100 I'm sure they are willing. Twins are kinky.
spoo 24
Look at all those thumb downs :o
sweetprettykitty 10
Lol I know eh!? I was definitely thinking everybody would be thumbing it down like crazy...looks like there are still people out there who have a good sense of humor, with a bit of a kinky side ;)
ItsATwinThing 9
Identical twins have the exact same DNA, however things like finger prints are different. Fraternal twins have 50/50 just like any normal brother or sister. Of course the environment and experiences do make a difference for identical twins.
thesinginguy 18
247, you are very wrong. While the DNA that determines physical features is very similar, all the rest is very very different.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
Technically, it's only really incest if they touch each other. There could easily be a threesome with no incest involved so long as they both focus on him...
Mysterious_one 26
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hilarious situation.. just punch your bride and break her teeth.. u won't ever have a such a problem...
ChristianH39 30
Yea that would solve the problem for OP because when he's in prison he won't see either of them
foxwasalamb 24
always did love me some woman beater. really seals the deal for me
That_Ginger 18
Seems like somebody is going through a divorce.
loveseat14 11
That's ******* weird
davek 36
s/weird/hot/
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I was thinking... what if he's slept with the wrong one before?
schhichick 14
Phoebe and Ursula??
tzemmy 25
i had to thumb this up because you watched FRIENDS and are therefor awsome
ohSNAPyall 27
Ariel and Vanessa?
schhichick 14
I guess that makes crapbag the husband (:
Pixiecrack 11
While she's sleeping mark your bride with a permanent marker on the back of her neck, behind her ear...now u have a small discrete marker to tell who she is...anytime u need to know fake a neck rub
ChristianH39 30
You are a problem solver
ohjoy15 33
@#14 Great idea but permanent marker comes off after a few showers. OP could take his fiancé to get a manicure/acrylic nails. It takes a lightsaber to pry those things off outside the salon. You'll know the one with the nice nails is your fiancé.
ManicGypsy 22
#158 What would stop the other twin from getting the same manicure? They would probably do that on purpose.
gnateye 7
you're not using the right marker then....
2i1337i2iscore 13
You can't rule out trickery! All they would have to do is get the same work done on their nails!
Mortoli 30
Lol
Salzxx 11
Permanent markers rub out after a while. I'm always trying to give a beauty spot on my left middle finger a twin on the right
Ryanc621 9
Reminds me of that episode if the office where Michael marks his Asian girlfriend with an expo marker because she looks like the other Asian girls
eggmarie 25
For some reason I was thinking of the one where Dwight was going to have him mark Jans baby so no one could steal it.
sayyestothedress 24
Lol that's too funny! But I don't know what show your talking about, but still funny