Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~
ilikethebeatles 0
^^sure you did...
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Comments (58)
bmexoxo98 0
first!?
KiaMaster 0
sounds like my job...
SHAAAAAARK 1
just give him a hand and continue with your job.
underguarded 20
LOL
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
OP you say it likes its a bad thing. i see it as an opportunity, just marry the guy and wait till he kicks the bucket and BAM! you are rich.
ShadyFTW1 0
10 comment and picture win. And 27 made it better.
sloppyflow 1
I certainly hope op isn't a guy :x
InfamousRaider 15
I wonder what happened after that?
twinny_sc 13
Stalkers are fun!
Mirorbo 27
You're going to be eaten up for your wording there, darling!~
Freeze_fml 17
I see what you did there.
6969awesome 0
I don't
malheartsnutmeg 20
30, It's implied that the 'old' man will take 4 hours to 'get off' too.
Freeze_fml 17
Mirorbo said she's going to be eaten up.
xLil_Mx 0
I would slap him :| I got slapping issues as you can see :P
MonkeyMan03 0
then she'd most likely get fired
TXjuggalo972 6
thank you
FYLDeep 26
You deserve it for giving him alcohol.
Litlmae 4
She said a drink, not alcohol...
jakeisawake 3
Better hope you can book it out of there before the old man catches you.
AAShah 0
I feel your pain OP I had a stalker too. He would call me and say we should have phone sex. Or meet up at a hotel.
BloodyHeel 8
Fascinating.
ilikethebeatles 0
^^sure you did...
mfmylifesrsly 30
fail