Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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Top comments
Senseless_487 29
It sounds like that wasn't the only tip he wanted to give you.
unidentifieduser 23
At least you got a tip! Right..?
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Comments (100)
aktail01 10
Oh Anon woman was it a good tip
JJ_86 22
You mean the money or fingertips?
sunshineb81 16
Um, why did you let a person even begin to put a hand in your pocket? Reach out and take the money.
RedPillSucks 33
Most likely cause she wasn't expecting it. I don't know about the UK, but where I am, they don't let the customers tip the baggers or the cashier's.
sunshineb81 16
#37. I do agree with you but wouldn't you see the hand coming and be able to move in time? I know I would move away by instinct alone. I had someone try that when I waited tables. Didn't get past the first knuckle of their middle finger. I backed up smiled nicely and took the money with my hand.
doodlecloud 27
Agreed. Even if I didn't realise what was happening till too late, OP says he stroked her for a few long seconds! Why didn't she tell him to **** off and back the hell away as soon as she felt it?
Username1223 6
She obviously liked it cause if it really did bother her then she wouldn't have let him do that.
steampunktopus 1
Maybe she was shy and too shocked or freaked to know what to do?
FML_Abuse_Team 7
Are you a guy or a girl?
EnderWolf1013 9
whyd you let him put it in your pocket? you kinda asked fkr it, but ill still give you a "i agree"
ComoEsJuan 24
My eyes just told my head to hurt...ouch.
mageepaigeee44 15
"You kinda asked for* it" - wow. I'm not trying to make this a rape issue by any means but OP didn't "ask for it". It's not ******* appropriate to touch a stranger's thigh like that. A bunch of people are over analyzing this and trying to say OP should've moved out of the way or she saw it coming but I'm sure if she could have she would have otherwise she wouldn't have posted it to FML. She clearly wasn't asking for it.
WordAficionada 19
Old person strikes again! I swear they think they can get away with anything.
PrincessCastiel 27
"I NEED AN ADULT!"
ChristianH39 30
I was just about to comment "STRANGER DANGER!" When I saw this lol
AmandaLe 11
I rather not take the tip
PrincessCastiel 27
Just the tip? ;) *creepy wink makes everything more creepy*
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Well get ready to run....
Nicholas12 15
just say stop and maybe he'll stop or report you and you'll get fired :)