Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
you would
United States
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Not a day over 35
Anchorage, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Short Queen
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Gabrielguitar
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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billybob12345 0
Really? Thats a problem? The only people I know who care about shit like that are 12 year old girls. Grow a pair.
Chakkamofo 0
@darkhelmet: You are wise. I owe you a beer.
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Chakkamofo 0
@darkhelmet: You are wise. I owe you a beer.
TotalStar 0
OP YDI for having a retarded wife.
Flexer 0
Actually, she was kinds right.. I mean, you had your 35'th birthday, so your 36'th year of your life started.. I know, it's a f'ed up card, but hell :P
mcflyluver24 0
it's really okay. my parents do this to each other all the time. the actually have discussions on how old they are. and their only 34 and 37. it's not that bad
toomuchcoffee 0
I once gave my dad a card saying "Happy 36th Birthday" and he was turning 34. That was only because my mom has a bad memory though and told me he was older than he actually was. Sometimes my mom even has to ask me how old she is.
billybob12345 0
Really? Thats a problem? The only people I know who care about shit like that are 12 year old girls. Grow a pair.
24788 7
lol, that's not cool.
sprucemoose 0
What do you think you're cool?
magz123 0
hey its the thought that counts!
Joethemonkey101 0
it's not so bad if your off by 1 year...just remember next time!
Shamzzz 0
Maybe she couldn't find a 35 card?
Felendris 0
o.o I'm 13th? this is a year after.... >_>