Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
mama2b3 20
Oh brother! Could she have worse timing?!
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
I don't think 10 has good reading skills. Js.
kittenvks 11
Still a better love story than twilight
CaptainPickles72 18
Anything is better than necrophilia and **********! The love story I made between my pink Power Ranger and Goku toy as a child was better than Twilight!
Havin 19
133 LMAOOO!!!!
kristen69 0
U still do and u know it :p
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
She must have expected to still get the sex from her "brother". Yeah seems incest really turns her on. Good for you, bruhh. Or as they say, FYL.
tom_es 3
As long as you can f**K... Who cares
mintstashinurtea 5
that's just really freakn gross, your girlfriend has some serious issues
mosquito19 14
that means no more banging when she meets her real boyfriend.
alexup24 13
tell her you're using her for sex...
lolyeahthatsme 11
'cause that's the best idea possible.
Calyx_fml 22
Had sex, doesnt matter.
Linkerdoodles 15
Correct me if I'm wrong, FMLers, but isn't it "Doesn't matter, had sex"?
Johnnie_boy18 5
Talk about a turn off.. Damn dude that blows.. I hope you blew it in her face and dumped the bitch