Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...
cjcstuart 7
Please tell me you pulled out...
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Comments (263)
beebananaz88 0
You're my sister! You're my sister! Joe Dirt? No? Ok ):
Wassupwassup 0
I believe it was a girl chanting I'M your sister..
applznoatz 1
Would it help if you went back to thinkin' I was still your sister? *cut to cabin shaking* I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
demon_865 7
Joe Dirt? Lol
ImInYourFACEbook 8
My god, if that's what she says to her boyfriend then what the heck does she tell her brother?!
renesmeebb 0
I don't wanna think about it.....
msjoyfull84 0
That shit's only acceptable in Mississippi.
beccalyn244 4
da **** O_o that shouldnt be acceptable anywhere
msjoyfull84 0
Yo dawg dat be a joke. Word.
kristen69 0
Actually it's acceptable in west Virginia too
silentbutfunny 0
What about alabama?
msjoyfull84 0
Whoa! I was just talking smack. Brothers and sisters should NOT bang, totally unaccepted. Anywhere.
DangerousGirl91 2
She said this to you while you were having sex with her? What a *****! If I were you I'd dump her instantly!
Steven696 6
That doesn't make her a *****, just a creep.
sarbear293 4
Why the hell do people choose these times to tell their bf/gf something important? Ahh
CaptainPickles72 18
I'm confused to the "ahh" at the end of the comment! Is the "ahh" a scream from over-reacting or a moan from flicking the bean to the thought of this FML? ... freak!
sarbear293 4
It's definitely not the latter part of your comment haha
muryjane 0
That's freaking weird lolz
sabrina2fab 0
Omg... Thats F'd yup...
silentbutfunny 0
Yup. Wait, what?
ladyLALAA 29
Pretty sure it's obvious what she means there, trolls these days.
neonberries 15
That is all kinds of messed up. Have you considered taking your gf to see a counsellor (therapist)?
ipoopinshoes 2
I hope you were wearing protection.